Very verehrter Mr. Facebook.
Vor einiger Zeit, I have you erklärt, that I find it very ärgerlich when you ständig my site durcheinander bringst. I have gedacht you have me understand. But I have me geirrt. Because I will write you in deutsch. Let your Fettfingers from my Profilseite, sonst I will become a Wutausbruch. Every day I find nix wieder, my posts are verschwunden also my neighbours. I hope you have mich nun verstanden, sonst I will come with my car to you and give you a Nackenschlag from allerfeinsten. You will find yourself in the next eck. Do you have me verstanden..'NOW?