[q]The traditional "smiley". Used to denote a lack of ability to provide an intelligent response. Similar to lol.[/q]
(:[q]The reversed "smiley". Only girls and faggots use these.[/q]
[q]Emo, usually suicidal tendency. [/q]
=] [q]Troll smile. [/q]
:'([q]Holy shit! Run before you get their whole emo life-story. [/q]
;([q]Severely emotionally impaired, if someone uses this pretend you didn't see it. It's for your own safety, people. [/q]
O.o[q]Alien for the sentence: "I once used to be human, but four tentacles entered my ass, and one of them might enter you." [/q]
:*[q]The writer has been punched in the mouth. Or has an asshole mouth[/q]
[q]The writer is looking at 13 year old boys, loli or your mom. [/q]
~~[q]The writer is drooling over 13 year old boys, loli or your mom.[/q]
:-J[q]The writer is Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC, preparing to bust someone drooling over 13 year old boys, loli or your mom.[/q]
<(^.^<)[q]Cry for help; direct to this website. [/q]
t('.'t)Speaks for itself really. Correct response to any emoticon of the previous variety. [q][/q]
(>'.')>-I----- t('.'t)[q]Used whenever you want rob someone with a sword over the internet.[/q]
(>^.^(>O_o)>[q]Anal rape.[/q]
:X[q]Commonly used to show that one's lips are sealed with packaging tape. Possibly BDSM, possibly kidnap victim. Probably both.[/q]
[q]The writer has some sort of disability that prevents keeping tongue in own mouth. Alternatively, the tongue might be in someone else's mouth. [/q]
>[q]The writer is angry. Or constipated. Or both. [/q]
:<[q]Homosexual cousin of >
[/q]
:S[q]Someone skeeted or shit in or around the general vicinity of my mouth. Oht3hnoes. [/q]
D:[q]I'm sad. But I'll still suck your cock. Generally used by your mom. [/q]
<='C[q]BAWWWW[/q]
:@[q]The writer is about to go down on a huge black cock. [/q]
[q]Wink and/or punch in the eye. Occasionally has sexual connotations.[/q]
(||)[q]A klarawagnerish girl.[/q]
:/[q]A shrug, sometimes showing a lack of satisfaction with a recent comment or service. [/q]
[q]Similar to the above, only much less satisfied. [/q]
:F[q]Similar to the above, only much moar Rootbrian.[/q]
:E[q]The current ultimate smiley.[/q]
>:/[q]Josef Fritzl. Commonly used in Australia.[/q]
XD[q]This is a punctuation markXD should be used at the end of every sentenceXD see thirteen year old boyXD [/q]
P:[q]Tongue licking cum off face. Similar to DevianTart's
smiley.[/q]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD[q]LOL SO RANDUM XDDDDDDDDDD[/q]
OGC[q]The most common response to getting on the internet.[/q]
:B[q]The writer is a redneck. Internet, moar like INBREDnet, amirite? [/q]
:Q[q]Common response after one views Tubgirl for the first time. [/q]
m/[q]The writer likes My Chemical Romance, or some equally faggy band. [/q]
$.$[q]Use this one when viewing Jailbait. [/q]
^_^[q]Japanofag emoticon, used by anime fags when they can't think of anything to say. Often mistaken for :3 (aka Kawaii).[/q]
^_________________^[q]The moar underscores, the kawaiier!!![/q]
>.<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;[q]EVEN l33t MASTERS GET NERVOIS.[/q]
/^==^[q]furry[/q]
8 [ o ][q]IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER[/q]
(T_T) or ;_;[q]The emoticon of emo anime fags. ;_; is also used in conjunction with "life-like texture".[/q]
〒_〒[q]The Emoticon of Evolved Weeaboo, made from the Yuubin Postal Mark.[/q]
@w@[q]A mystery emoticon used to show allegiance to Amuria[/q]
o.O[q]Shorthand for "Yo momma got one big tittie, and one little tittie, and they call the bitch "Biggie Smalls". Can also be written: ( . Y o )[/q]
(_o_)[q]Emoticon representing gaping assholes.[/q]
/[q]Is supposed to be an orgasmically happy face throwing his/her arms in the air with joy, but in fact just looks like a happy sandwich.[/q]
8==D O8[q]Replace any given emoticon with the I'm-about-to-be-raped-in-the-mouth-smiley for great justice. [/q]
{(0)}/[q]Vagoo for the eChallenged.[/q]
B^U[q][/q]
:3[q]Ostensibly means "I AM CLEVER", but really can be used in any context. Occasionally used by furfags to make a cat face.[/q]
>:3[q]JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR![/q]
:#[q]I GOTZ A GRILL MA NIGGA[/q]
>:[ ][q]I'm gonna suck your blood dick![/q]
>:-[[q]SRS BSNS[/q]
:DS<[q]Crazy wavy rubber arms.[/q]
>:O-8O-{~:c[q]Woman giving birth to an unhappy baby.[/q]
8=========D[q]The person is a lying ape[/q]
(_(_)lllllllD[q]When 8========D just doesn't cut it.[/q]
<3=====D[q]Heartdong is made of heart and dong[/q]
(_)_)XXXXXXXD[q]HELP MY PENIS IS STUCK IN A CHINESE FINGER TRAP! [/q]
( . Y . )[q]LOL boobs[/q]
I_O_I[q]I need TP for my bunghole! [/q]
¬_¬[q]Generally used to portray "You best be jokin', nigga."[/q]
>:V[q]YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CAKE[/q]
￣ω￣[q]Dude... I am *SO* high right now...[/q]
|*-*|[q]A stupid emotion that aim invented for cassette tape how many people use this? 0[/q]
ಠ.ಡ [q]retard [/q]
ಥಿ೪ಥ[q]Moar retard[/q]
¯(°_o)/¯[q]How do I shot web?[/q]
¯(ºдಠ)/¯[q]I dunno lol after going through the Internet Hate Machine...again [/q]
8U[q]Ultimate horror, possibly Anal rape [/q]
ಠ_ಠ[q][/q]
ದ_ದ[q]nuthin [/q]
ಷ_ಷ[q]Scratch eyes plz? [/q]
ಗ್ಲಿ_ಗ್ಲಿ[q]Balls 2 Face
[/q]
۞_۟۞[q]Just saw Goatse for the first time.[/q]
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞[q]pointing to the right [/q]
≧▽≦[q]orgasm [/q]
+O[q]OMG Cyclops roars.[/q]
Σ:3[q]Kitteh
[/q]
;x[q]Use this if you're a gay[/q]
ಭ_ಭ[q]titeyes [/q]
గ_గ[q]16 year old girl[/q]
ঞ_ঞ
≖_≖[q]I see what you did there.[/q]
ళ_ళ
๏_๏
ફ_ફ
ಗ_ಗ
ಞ_ಞ
ச_ச
ঢ_ঢ
ळ_ळ
ର_ର
ଲ_ଲ[q]jellyfish eyes[/q]
ಱ_ಱ
ಲ_ಲ[q](See Jigglypuff on right.) [/q]
ਘ_ਘ
ਝ_ਝ
ങ_ങ
ക_ക[q]Dick eyes? [/q]
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)/[q]Angry anal rape, I think? [/q]
(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻[q]Table flip! [/q]
٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶[q]bitch please im a ninja [/q]
๏̯͡๏)[q]h...hissy...? ;_; [/q]
: (|)[q]I just fucked a monkey [/q]
<3[q]Testicles in an ice cream cone [/q]
(´･ω･｀)･ω･ヘ)[q]Confused Bear likes Anal?[/q]
ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ[q]NewFag Dance [/q]
(,,#ﾟДﾟ)ノ[q]Catch That Nigger! [/q]
( ﾟ,_ゝ,ﾟ)[q]New ;_; [/q]
(*・_・)ノ⌒* [q]meh [/q]
(･_･三･_･)[q]Twins? [/q]
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ [q]I'm on facebook and I found these giant characters that can be made to resemble a face. [/q]
Qul:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/%E2%98%BA 
So Jul 04, 2010 12:07 am
